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This tumblr is part of an RP constructed by: Robin
This is the current character list.
If you would like to join as any of the characters that are not currently taken, contact her, as she’s the creator of all this.
And if you do join, let me know too.

Feel free to ask The Barnacle questions here. (I’ll answer as many as I can)
Submissions would also be greatly appreciated.

Characters:
Ted
Robin
Lily
Marshall
Zoey
Carl

Disclaimer:
I am not actually Niel Patrick Harris.
Nor am I directly affiliated with How I Met Your Mother, or CBS in any way, shape, or form, and I do not have proprietary ownership of any material on this blog.
I’m just a big fan of the show. And of Barney. Because Barney’s awesome!

 

anany279 asked
If I have to choose between a girl younger to me and a girl my age, which one should I pick?

The girl younger to you. That way, when you’re older, she’ll still be younger!

Anonymous asked
there is this girl i had a crush on her and i love her but she love as friend what should i do to change her mind

Show that ho what makes you a bro, and she’ll never see you as just a friend ever again.

reborns28 asked
What is the proudest the best of the best play you run?

Robin would want me to say it’s the last play.

But the whole Mrs. Doubtfire has to be the best. A whole sorority to yourself? How much better does it get?!

Anonymous asked
ur really cute but iwanna see ur other sword u know what i mean when i be back i whish to see it i love u u are thebest pls fulfill my wish

Here’s a dick-pic

Anonymous asked
I'm 22 and I want to get married as soon as possible, do you think I'm wrong??

Don’t be ted.
Enjoy life! You’re 22! You have a good 8 years left in you.

I want you to go out tonight, find a starry-eyed girl who’s new to the city, and I want you to show her the Empire State Building, if you know what I mean!

reborns28 asked
does your play really work ?

Always.

Anonymous asked
a women can be your best bro??

My dear friend, a woman has the capability to be the BEST bro. Trust me.

Anonymous asked
Whats your most expensive suit

I don’t know if you remember the episode, “False Positive” but the suit I have that is diamond-encrusted. That cost A LOT of money…. 

But worth it. Women love shiny things!

Anonymous asked
i m a guy and i am alone on valentine day, what should i do

Step 1: Go out to the clubs, use your charm.
Step 2: Wake up with 3 hot chicks next to you 

Anonymous asked
Can you upload the playbook or bro on the go like you did the Bro Code? Thanks for that by the way