February 2012
5 posts
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Valentine's Day
Hope you all had a fantastic Desperation Day yesterday, and hope you all had an incredible Valentine’s Day (not that it’s over by any stretch)!
I know today was mind blowingly good (not the only thing that was blown though, what up?!).
Anyway, hope all you ladies were treated well, and rewarded your men right.
I’m off to a hot date. Hopefully it ends with me not waking up...
Anonymous asked: Is it right to date an ex-s friend
January 2012
9 posts
PUZZLES! →
Anonymous asked: My friend think we should suit up and go out for just one drink... isn't that a bit sad? thanks Swarley
Tailgate
That was quite an episode. I was pleasantly surprised since I wasn’t much expecting an episode, but it was all around good.
Puzzles may not have gone as well as I’d hoped, but hey, I still got it in with one chick in the VIP room, UP TOP!
And as for my good friend Lily, everyone deserves a great father, and her’s finally gave her that opportunity. And Marshall (Ted’s...
2012!
HAPPY 2012 EVERYBODY!
Hope last night was so damn memorable that you don’t remember it at all. And for everyone that doesn’t drink, hope you had one heck of a time starting off the new year, hopefully with another set of lips on your own.
My New Year’s Eve was pretty damn amazing, but more importantly I hope this New Year is absolutely fantastic, and I hope the same goes for...
December 2011
28 posts
New Year's
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone.
I hope you all have an incredibly fun night, and start the year off the right way, which would be beneath some drunk and hot chicks.
Hope you all have fun, and 2012 is 10x better than 2011 was.
One very important thing:
Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take...
Boston
In Massachusetts for a couple days.
Where my Boston ladies at? I need you to bring you and three of your hottest friends to my hotel. ;)
- thebarney
Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas Eve to all of you guys.
I’m actually just arrived in NYC, and I’ll be here for the next week. So, any followers of mine that happen to be hot chicks in Manhattan, hit me up. ;)
Anyway, hope you all have fantastic Christmas Eve and an even better Christmas. Hope you all get what you wished for (and I will if any of those lady followers do decide to call me), and...
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All I want for christmas is a Ferrari with the top down….and, riding shotgun, Jessica Alba with her top down too
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I wish women would be like my GPA
and just go down on me.
How I Met Your Mother - Symphony of Illumination... →
I should start doing this.
If I can, I will put links to the episode up here so you can watch it if it hasn’t aired for you yet (like me, because I’m on the west coast).
If you haven’t watched it yet, here you go.
Enjoy.
- thebarney
Really, still with the Lebron jokes on How I Met Your Mother?! Come on now.
Btw, for those of you who don’t know, I am a Lebron fan, and I think this is the 4th time that they’ve mentioned Lebron on the show (although the thing during the season opener was really funny).
But come on man, it’s been a whole year.
- thebarney
“…February 13th, a magical night, where a 10 has the self esteem of a 4, and the...”
– Barney Stinson (via justasquaregoingnowhere)
And as usual, I have the awesomeness of an 11!
In other news, I added another person to this blog.
School’s been really hectic, and things are going crazy lately (crazy well, which is causing me to be crazy busy), and I felt that I owed it to my followers to find someone to help me out, and post on my behalf for when I can’t.
So, anyway, now you’ve got two times the awesomeness!
Enjoy.
- thebarney
“Go ho or go home.”
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (via prettylittleanna)
And either way, all you have to add to the ho is me.
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Things better than sorority girls:
Nothing.
On Barney
Robin: Barney was the best sex I ever had.
Ted: He was the best friend I've ever had.
Lily: He's everything I want Marshall to be.
Marshall: He's everything I wish I could be.
Barney: I'm just assuming that's what they'd say when I'm not around.
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Jennifer Morrison
The other day, I slept with a chick who looks just like Jennifer Morrison. It was ridiculous.
I actually kept calling her Cameron all night long (because that’s who she played on House), which was kind of awkward because that isn’t her real name, but she could tell I was gone, and she took it as a compliment.
Wait, does that mean I slept with Zoey?
Anyway, I figured I should tell...
November 2011
29 posts
Happy Slapsgiving!
I know I sure as hell will be giving some tonight.
UP HIGH!
Anyway, hope you all have a fantastic thanksgiving.
I have too much to be thankful for. Especially girls. And boobs. And suits.
Anyway, have a great holiday. And may you get some fantastic sex that you can be thankful for tonight.
- thebarney
Broparents
Also, I still believe that being a broparent would be a great idea.
I mean, what’s better than raising a kid with your bro?! No arguments, no touchy feely-ness, none of that.
Just you and your bro, broing the hell out of your major city of choice. Plus, they dont’ get mad when you turn around and check out the chick who passed by. AND I CAN USE THE CHILD TO GET CHICKS!!!!
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ROBIN'S PREGNANT?!
Oh…. my…………..
god.