December 2011
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New Year's
Happy New Year’s Eve everyone. I hope you all have an incredibly fun night, and start the year off the right way, which would be beneath some drunk and hot chicks. Hope you all have fun, and 2012 is 10x better than 2011 was. One very important thing: Don’t drink and drive — and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take...
Dec 31st
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Boston
In Massachusetts for a couple days. Where my Boston ladies at? I need you to bring you and three of your hottest friends to my hotel. ;) - thebarney
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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Dec 25th
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Christmas Eve
Merry Christmas Eve to all of you guys. I’m actually just arrived in NYC, and I’ll be here for the next week. So, any followers of mine that happen to be hot chicks in Manhattan, hit me up. ;) Anyway, hope you all have fantastic Christmas Eve and an even better Christmas. Hope you all get what you wished for (and I will if any of those lady followers do decide to call me), and...
Dec 25th
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Anonymous asked: can i be like u
Dec 23rd
Anonymous asked: Your Profile is awesome!!!
Dec 23rd
All I want for christmas is a Ferrari with the top down….and, riding shotgun, Jessica Alba with her top down too
Dec 22nd
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I wish women would be like my GPA
and just go down on me.
Dec 12th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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How I Met Your Mother - Symphony of Illumination... →
I should start doing this. If I can, I will put links to the episode up here so you can watch it if it hasn’t aired for you yet (like me, because I’m on the west coast). If you haven’t watched it yet, here you go. Enjoy. - thebarney
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Really, still with the Lebron jokes on How I Met Your Mother?! Come on now.  Btw, for those of you who don’t know, I am a Lebron fan, and I think this is the 4th time that they’ve mentioned Lebron on the show (although the thing during the season opener was really funny).  But come on man, it’s been a whole year. - thebarney
Dec 6th
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“…February 13th, a magical night, where a 10 has the self esteem of a 4, and the...”
– Barney Stinson (via justasquaregoingnowhere) And as usual, I have the awesomeness of an 11!
Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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In other news, I added another person to this blog. School’s been really hectic, and things are going crazy lately (crazy well, which is causing me to be crazy busy), and I felt that I owed it to my followers to find someone to help me out, and post on my behalf for when I can’t. So, anyway, now you’ve got two times the awesomeness! Enjoy. - thebarney
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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“Go ho or go home.”
– Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother (via prettylittleanna) And either way, all you have to add to the ho is me.
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
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Things better than sorority girls:
Nothing.
Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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On Barney
Robin: Barney was the best sex I ever had.
Ted: He was the best friend I've ever had.
Lily: He's everything I want Marshall to be.
Marshall: He's everything I wish I could be.
Barney: I'm just assuming that's what they'd say when I'm not around.
Dec 2nd
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